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Humanities dirty little secret.

In this bloody diabolical wandering of the mind. I want you to consider the clothing that you are wearing, and as a woman reading this: then I can practically guarantee that you are wearing it, but as a man casually perusing this article, (as men do), then you are wearing something else entirely different, but don’t know why!

Neither of the sexes, are some sort of backwards Monkey-Man: dressed in a loin cloth wrapped loosely round its groin. Whose entire life, is reliant on grubbing around in the undergrowth for a living in some dank forest. – Or sweltering under the blazing sun on some hellish Savannah Plain.

No : You are much more than that.
– You Are Refined.
You are a lot more, than that description of the simpleton described above. Whose very barbaric nature is something to be pitied.

Because, You and I : ( Dear Reader ), – Are Obviously Superior, – And We Really Are!

NO: It’s not a side split condition, and I’m sorry to say this, but that Monkey-Man has no idea what Planet he is on, (literally). Nor does he actually know the meaning of the word of God. He’s primitive belief’s, are simply self-held views of his own barbaric surroundings, and simply nothing more.

Where as ours, are a balanced view of our place in the ever expanding Universe.

Now, that sets us up dearly be’loved.

And with our proven intelligence: we realise that we have the ability to follow an argument on through to its conclusion.

Back to our clothing.
– When was it invented?

Seventeenth century? – Weaving became an industry, and that built Britain into the force it became, but we were wearing clothes long before that, because even Jesus wore them.

  • And he was crucified only wearing a loin cloth.
    • Don’t believe me? – Check out your local church.
      • And then ask yourself, how long we’ve been wearing woven clothes.

So: We Need To Go Back Even Further.

In the Bible: Job and Mosses were described as wearing clothes, as was Joseph and his amazing multi coloured cloak. Just how far back do we have to go, to actually see (Humans) *not* wearing clothes.


All we have currently: is the stone writings and pictures that the Egyptians left behind.

  • There is nothing earlier.
    • But there are older graves holding cloth.

Here’s a picture showing a woman playing a game. It’s dated to about 3,500 BC.
(five thousand five hundred years ago).


The description of the page says: After a long day’s work along the Nile River, Egyptians often relaxed by playing board games. Several different games were played, including “Mehen” and “Dogs and Jackals,” but perhaps the most popular was a game of chance known as “Senet.” This pastime dates back as far as 3,500 B.C. and was played on a long board painted with 30 squares. Each player had a set of pieces that were moved along the board according to the rolls of dice or the throwing sticks. Historians still debate Senet’s exact rules, but there is little doubt of the game’s popularity. Paintings depict Queen Nefertari playing Senet, and pharaohs like Tutankhamen even had game boards buried with them in their tombs.

[ Here’s the link. ]

[ More on old Egypt.]

The Reign of the Egyptian Pharaohs starts from about 4,000 BC.
– And that’s just (seven thousand years ago).


We know for a fact, that modern Humans were in Europe a long time before that. The carbon dating of bones found at the [ Ness of Brodgar ] is dated at 3,500 BC. It’s classed as the Neolithic period, but the carbon dating of other bones indicated that the site may be even older.

{ By a millennium? }

But, with all our scientific advances: we really don’t know!

So, go back to that woman wearing that dress. Clothing was worn by the upper classes in Egypt. Then it follows, that clothing was worn by the Builders of the Ness of Brodgar, located in the Orkney’s up in the North of Scotland.

{ Or do you think that they were wearing mere animal skins? }

There were artifacts found in Stone-Henge  in the UK, that came directly from the Mediterranean. It demonstrates that trade in 2,500 BC was an important factor. Take the logic of the artifacts’ origins back to Italy, then it follows; that the peoples of the UK had trading links and dealings with the groups that spread out from the Mediterranean proper.

And what that logically means, and proves: is that the Druids and Egyptians knew of each other, and it obviously had its Nexus in Rome, but a full five hundred years before Julius Caesar put the boot in: — ( Radical ).

Just type into Google — “oldest clothing found”, — and it throws this up.

[ 10 Oldest Objects Ever Found. ]

[ Oldest cloth found is 34 thousand years. ]

[ 9,000 years ago in turkey. (7,000 BC) to put it into perspective. ]

It follows, that we were wearing something other than animal skins, but 34,000 years ago. I now ask that you my most dearly Beloved Reader, to get your flipping head round that figure, and now ask yourself the question, —WHY?


Defecation, (or shitting) is a shameful thing, and is not spoken about in civilized society, or any society for that matter. Apart from its use as a high grade fertilizer, and problems with storage. Nothing else is really known about this function we all do.

  • We use toilet paper now, but it wasn’t always the case.

Did the Victorians wipe their arseholes after defecating. We don’t know for sure, and that was only one hundred years ago. So it follows, that what they did in the Medieval ages is as vague, and as for early humans?

  • Your guess is as good as mine.

We do know for a fact, that men wore something called braes, a glorified nappy worn under their trousers, and they needed washing out on a regular basis.

  • (Indicating that the braes, were in part; used as toilet paper).

Women on the other hand, didn’t wear anything under their long skirts, but they did wear a thick cotton slip; that acted like the braes the men wore. This slip also absorbed the excess from the anus, and apparently: the other discharges as well.

  • But no one talks about it: just like shitting.

Ready For A Bloody Mess?

Let’s discuss that other shameful thing, (Menstruation).

We now use highly absorbent cotton Tampons and groin Pads to deal with that aspect of our lives, we also wear gusseted Knickers.

– ( Sometimes called: Panties. ) –

These unmentionable garments, (not by me), contain and control the secretions; that is an entirely natural flow of fluid from the vagina, and to all the men reading this; women’s vaginas flow with secretions, like *snot* does from your nose. So when you pick it next time, just think about a vaginal discharge called leukorrhea. [ Pronounced as (Luke-A-rea’Ah.) ] And it’s quite normal boys.

Here’s a [ link ] from Wikipedia: If you can tolerate reading any more about it.

Unfortunately, this new invention of ( Panties ) is high maintenance; with some women finding they need to change them twice a day. They also produce side effects that stem from the closed in warm conditions found in the crotch. In such ideal places, bacteria and yeast growth is the major problem, but no one talks about it.

[ One link, of many; on the Subject ]

These personal and embarrassing issues, have spawned a multi-million pound industry in treating the conditions, that were only created; after Knickers, (Panties) were invented.

 ( BUT. ) –

Modern Knickers enable us (Women) to wear trousers. Something that wasn’t physically possible before they came into being, in (about) 1941 AD. The first mention of them was in the Seers Catalog — (Catalogue – sp!) —  Of that year.

– ( And That. ) –

Is all I can find out about modern female underwear, which has a built in cotton gusset.

– ( It is another mystery of the modern century we live in. ) –

From my extensive research on the subject:

I have come to the conclusion that they were initially invented by the American Air-force; to enable women to wear trousers. These women, worked in a supporting role in the Air-force and Army during the build up, and then the backroom supply, and then finally the ground support for the Second World War effort.

The Air-Force never knew what sort of Frankenstein Monster they created, but once the concept of modern Knickers came into the consciousness of the population, the Genie: (so to speak), was permanently out of the bottle. To this day, the majority of the women on this Planet wear them daily, but practically none of them know why.

– ( Praise be the Knickers. ) –

Never again, would women be consigned to their home, or chained to the  kitchen sink. They could now travel freely, and not be hampered by their long concealing dresses. They could walk with confidence, even during their Period; and it was the modern, dry weave Gusset in our underwear that did it.

– ( Praise be the Knickers. ) –

Want proof of that statement? – then lets think it through.

(Going commando): Imagine a woman wearing trousers, and nothing else. Her natural vaginal flow won’t stop because she’s wearing something, in fact the reverse will happen. In the warm dry conditions, her vagina flow will increase its fluid production. What we end up with: is a congealed mess in our groin area. The stench alone after a few days of doing that; would be enough to convince you we can’t do it.

– ( Praise be the Knickers. ) –

We simply can’t wear a closed in garment like a pair of trousers, not without taking some sort of precautions, and it was the humble pair of Knickers, or Panties that have liberated us.

Now we can wear trousers, but it wasn’t always the case.

– ( Praise be the Knickers. ) –

When you next see a film from the seventeenth century, and in it: is a woman wearing trousers through-out the film, or some fantasy about voluptuous female elves, wearing tight leather leggings.

Then say to yourself: Bullshit! – Cos’ that’s what it is.

– ( Praise be the Knickers. ) –

T.V. And Film Bullshit of that sort is made by corrupt Men and Film Directors; who conveniently ignore the physical facts regarding women. It’s made by Producers and Ad-Men: making a fast buck, selling soap powder to the very people they are hoodwinking: They are the housewives, and gullible young women who are watching that sort of garbage.

  • Believing in the: *Bullshit Fantasy World*.
    • Where we have no menstrual problems.
      • And can have mad passionate sex at the drop of a hat.
        • Whenever a man demands it.

Doing that: we ignore who, and what we really are.

[ We, are not: – Men! ]

  • But believing we are, we demand the same rights they have, and get it.
    • We are Raped, Killed and Mugged.
      • Just like everyone else.
        • We are now equal under the Law.

[ But Remember This: We, are not: – Men! ]

Moving out from under the skirts.

How did we deal with our Periods, is like asking the question of how we wiped our backsides: and unfortunately, we just don’t know.

  • We have no idea, just what we did about Periods a mere 60 years ago.
    • Did they use Rags? – As presupposed in all the films from the thirties.
      • Some obviously did, but my old Nanna would never tell me anything about it.

( Sad Footnote On History Here: )

  • My old Nanna was convinced she only had two holes down, *there*.
    • One for pooping out off, and one for peeing.
      • [ Babies came out of that one as well. ]

Incredibly: My old Nanna never, ever: looked – She was told, that what was down there; was evil and disgusting. My Nanna believed her own Mother’s wise words on that disgraceful aspect of her own body: and was never to be discussed.

  • [ And the disgusting subject should *never* be mentioned again either. ]

My old Nanna used to get really flustered when I spoke to her about it.
Oh’ Hum! – At least we have moved on since my Nanna’s time, and now we can now talk openly about our vagina’s.

{ ??? – Really! – Are you sitting – Comfortably – ???  }

[ Moving on: ]

But, how did people deal with Periods before my Nanna’s day? – And the time before that? – And the time before that? – Answer! – We simply have no idea, ..

That is the frame-work we are dealing with, past and present; (ignorance).

{ Don’t Look: – Don’t Ask: – Don’t Tell, — We’ve come a long way don’t you think.  }

[ Face it. ]

Humans are the only animal that menstruates, but only after the optimum period for conception. Man, for whatever reason; prefers to copulate in a [clear] and [clean] vagina.

Early woman, who bled during their optimum period of conception, didn’t reproduce. Only woman that were fertile, without a [show] : were impregnated, and only their genes went forward.

[ This is called Selective Evolution at work. ]


We are now set up for my Thesis.


I want you to go back and consider that first cave-woman living in the cool Northern Latitudes called Judith, who is apparently dressed in her animal skins. Now, I want you to ask yourself this question! – What is Judith wearing under her skins? – Nothing seems to be a good bet.

  • Did she wipe her backside after she had a shit.
    • Men didn’t, (documented).
      • And Judith probably didn’t either.

It then follows; that she probably didn’t wrap her crotch with anything when she bled during her Period either.

[ So! ]

Where did it go? – Down her legs? – Into the inside of her skins? – Must have stunk awful! – So! — Just where did it go?

Was the Bleeder  ejected from the tribe during her Period?

In those early days of our harsh Northern development in the cooler climes, the tribe couldn’t afford to lose its members on such a trifling issue of a mere bloody Period. Everyone was needed to protect the Wealth, Stores, Food: the children, and from them, their continued future. All that would logically mean, was that Judith was needed (intact), to maintain the continued health of the tight-knit tribal group.

Work in the Village.

We used woven baskets to carry things, [fact]. These were highly woven. With some materials like Cotton (or Hemp-Reeds). It was noted, that they actually absorbed water, drawing it back into themselves. Placing fruit and tuber roots in them, preserved them for a much longer time.
– Air storage was invented.

But from that simple observation of the facts.

Then it doesn’t take a leap of the imagination, that if you weave Hemp Cotton into a small slither, and then place it against your vulva: you then have a means to stem and control the flow of blood, but wear that for three days a month, and its gonna’ be very uncomfortable.

  • BTW: That imaginative leap of imagination came from a man.
    • Who insisted that the menstrual method we use these days: must be the best.
      • It is not: I soon tore up that line of thought, then started again.

Take a longer look at Hemp Cotton, and then take it further.

  • Weave a larger section, and you make a nappy.
    • Weave a large square, and you have a large cloth sheet.
      • That is a wrap around, — Skirt.

Cover yourself in that, wrap another smaller inner liner round your waist to absorb the small amount of menstrual blood as it spreads around your groin, and you instantly eliminate, (the obvious need), for that silly idea of the cotton slither.

  • The cotton slip just needs hitching around when you feel yourself getting damp.
    • The cotton slip can be easily washed: you can’t wash animal skins.
      • And because your vagina is open to the air: there would be no yeast or bacteria infections to worry about either.
        • That delicate condition is a new phenomenon.

From that point on, you don’t need to wear nothing else: or even bother with the inconvenience of your very light periods.

  • And this is how Periods were controlled for years, and years.
    • In fact: all the way down the time line until your Nanna’s mother.

{ The proof: is actually written on the wall. }

Dress wearing woman – playing a game.

Look again at that picture to the left of the woman playing that game that no one can decipher. It alone was the issue that needed addressing, but what I say: is that it’s the dress that needs addressing.

It proves that the Egyptians wore clothes.

Clothing was found and dated to over 9,000 years ago.

So it then logically follows, that the Druid women in the cold Northern climes also wore something similar.

Northern Europeans did actually trade with the Mediterraneans, (proven), and we: (in Europe), did originally hail from the warmer regions down south: also proven again with our DNA and blood ties.

Benefits of clothing.

  • 1.) It doesn’t stink.
  • 2.) It’s warmer to wear in cold weather.
  • 3.) It’s easier to make.
  • 4.) It can be washed with ease.
  • 5.) You can use a fine weaved cloth Pads for a heavy flow should the need arise.
    • 5a.) And these groin pads can be washed out with ease: or even thrown away.

These methods of dealing with Periods have been developed over time, then passed down through the ages from Mother to Daughter, and from Nanna to Grandchild. Then with the introduction of Panties: it’s all of a sudden a disgusting secret, hidden from view, and now no one knows what Nanna did anymore, and Nanna died last year.

  • So now you’ll never find out.
    • And that is the situation we now find ourselves in.

Becoming Civilized.

Time in the past moves on: and when we became more cultivated, but with more time on our hands: menstrual flow became offensive to the Elders of the new small towns and burgeoning villages.

  • ( Usually, Old Men Were in Charge, and Older Women backed them up. ) 
    • And all of a sudden: vaginal bleeding became a shameful thing.
      • Shitting followed a little later.


  • The Aboriginals in Australia (who can trace their history back to 60,000 years), shun their bleeding women.
    • But they are Sun Worshipers living in Tropical Climes.
  • African women were, and are still ejected from the tribe. Then forced to live on their own in an outside place during their Period.
    • And they are also Sun Worshipers.
  • The Arab culture treats their women the same, ejecting them from their own home: forcing them to live in a blood house for a week.
    • The adopters of this fine ancient tradition, declare the fact that the woman, under the curse! – Actually enjoys her time away from her husband and children.
      • [ Saying: it’s just like a holiday,  — ( Really: ???)  ]

The links below demonstrate the Greek, Catholic and Jewish beliefs. They all have hard and fast rules regarding God’s curse on Eve, and they all put all the virginal filth into perspective.

[ England. ]  **  [ Churching. ] **  [ Unclean. ]  ** [ Woman Priests. ]

You don’t have to look far to see this bias against women. Yes, they are good for having sex with, and making babies, and keeping the house clean, and making meals, but that’s all.

 I mean for God’s sake: They BLEED! – (YUK!!!) 

YUK! - But True!
All True!

It’s a sad fact, but menstrual bleeding puts men off. Did you not shudder at the image above? – Men, and a lot of women are ignorant of their Periods. Preferring to ignore it, and think of it as a curse from God. Nothing can be further from the truth. The subject of vaginal bleeding, and menstruation should be pulled out into the open, and not hidden under our skirts.

[ That Biological Subject: Keeps us Socially Suppressed. ]

Standing the test of time.
Standing proud across time, with the woman in her place.

A man dressed in his magnificent clothes and wearing a fine black cloak: holds the reigns of power. Standing proud: hands on his hips as he looks out across the vast time line.

In this noble position, the man keeps his woman in her rightful place; kneeling at his feet.

That woman, gave the man that cloak he is wearing, that woman gave that man his child, that woman gave that man his position in the town, and that woman, is a second class animal: that bleeds.

Take this observation to heart dearly be’loved: that, nothing; passed down through the ages, has ever really changed, but women gave mankind the chance to grow up, and now he is like a petulant child.

Many years ago: Judith had to deal with it, and this practical clothing is what she came up with: she then got trampled on as everyone else forged ahead in this brave new world of opportunities, but can we take back control from the rowdy children: by only wearing our troublesome Knickers?  — DISCUSS!

 In Bloody Conclusion.


Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

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