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This is some text to demonstrate the paragraph text abilities of WordPress, nothing should be inferred or considered as a contract between you and me. Between yourself and I: as this is simply a demonstration only, especially trying to get your head round the HTML tags used in tables; that you can insert directly into the Page. Use ‘CSS’ you shout! – Yer, but just try and put that inside a Page, without resorting to using the ADDITIONAL CSS in another screen.

 Working with tables in WordPress. { Demo Below }

 

top colspan 3
r
o
w
s
p
a
n
*
4
Left Top
#ff66ff #ffcccc
Left Bottom
#0099ff #66cccc
bottom colspan * 3


<table border=”2″ width=”40%” cellpadding=”3″ cellspacing=”0″ bgcolor=”#999999″>
<tr>

<!– NOTE: rowspan in the same <tr> — </tr> tag as the rest of the table block –>

<td width=”100%” align=”center” colspan=”3″>
top colspan 3
</td>
</tr>
<tr>

<td width=”10%” align=”center” rowspan=”4″>
r<br>o<br>w<br>s<br>p<br>a<br>n<br>*<br>4<br>
</td>

<td id=”Home1″ align=”center” width=”40%” height=”40″ valign=”top” bgcolor=”#ff66ff” >
Left Top
</td>
<td id=”Home1a” width=”50%” height=”40″ align=”left” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#000000″ >
<pre><font color=”#ff66ff”>#ff66ff</font> <font color=”#ffcccc”>#ffcccc</font></pre>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td id=”Menu1″ width=”50%” height=”40″ align=”center” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#999999″ >
Left 1
</td>
<td id=”Menu1a” width=”50%” height=”40″ align=”left” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#000000″ >
<pre><font color=”#999999″>#999999</font> <font color=”#cccccc”>#ccccccc</font></pre>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td id=”Menu2″ width=”50%” height=”40″ align=”center” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#999999″ >
Left 3
</td>
<td id=”Menu2a” width=”50%” height=”40″ align=”left” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#000000″ >
<pre><font color=”#999999″>#999999</font> <font color=”#cccccc”>#ccccccc</font></pre>
</td>
</tr>

<tr>
<td id=”Clock1″ width=”50%” height=”70″ align=”center” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#0099ff”>
Left Bottom
</td>
<td id=”Clock1a” width=”50%” height=”70″ align=”left” valign=”top” bgcolor=”#000000″ >
<font color=”#0099ff”>#0099ff</font> <font color=”#66cccc”>#66cccc</font>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<!– NOTE: colspan in its own <tr> — </tr> tag –>

<td width=”100%” align=”center” colspan=”3″>
bottom colspan * 3
</td>

</tr>
</table>

Note: the ID Tag above has been included to show you how to address that element should you wish to use any [ CSS ] within and inside the Table <TD> Tag.

 

top colspan 3
r
o
w
s
p
a
n
*
4
Left Top #ff66ff #ffcccc
Left Bottom #0099ff #66cccc
bottom colspan * 3


The table above has the <pre> tags removed, and its also been manipulated in the visual editor, check out the source code to see how the style (width) and (height) has been changed.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

 

Outside Intervention Registered.

Forced animal-(hybrid)-machine mode deployed, (open-me subroutine activated).
– Matrix code and biological permissions successfully merged in the prescribed scheduled time-frame, .. predictive actions running at 100%.

Attention STUPID Human!

A sign saying ‘Open Me!‘ – Isn’t a command.
Confidential Monetary Report Follows.
Conclusion Begins:
– The captured consumer has actually *bought* their own personal prison cell key,
(Then happily locked the door behind them).
– And did it when *you* signed up for *your* own beloved credit card,
(But are now paying off your blue dues in prison with a mountain of debt covering the door).

Resolution: the [ Consumption Bots ] have the human-monkey-race trapped.

Proof:
– Give a google amount of monkeys some typewriters, ..
And one of the gibbering little freaks might well reproduce one of Shakespeare’s minor works in an eternity, (or two).
– Give a google amount of walking animals some credit cards, ..
And one of God’s gibbering human monkeys *might* well resist the urge to use it after a few seconds of shallow contemplation.

[ What’s written above is a pause in your life: don’t waste it, ( spend it wisely ) .. ]

J-Back


Close this shit

Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.