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AA – Blank – Page.

A Blank Page Holder.

–  And if you’re here:  then it’s not been set up yet, and is my own caught 404.


Fee n Bee

Just a picture of my baby boys on a sunny day.
– But it’s my standard page footer that this Web page explores.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI:


I sometimes put:-

Copyright © Mrs Jessica Simpson
All rights reserved, from the year


And other times:-

Should you wish to contact me, the [ link ] will open up your email client; with a subject, and partial text.


Breakdown of the scripts I use on my site.

Below is the source for the date, time and email
Note: the format is important, there must be no carriage returns in the javascript date section, or else it wont work.

Copyright © Mrs Jessica Simpson
All rights reserved, from the year (<Script type=’text/javascript’>)
var cur = 2007;
var year = new Date();
if(cur == year.getFullYear()) year = year.getFullYear();
else year = cur + ‘ to ‘ + year.getFullYear() + ‘ : And beyond.’;
document.write(year);</Script>

[ mail link. ]

Should you wish to contact me, the >
href=”mailto:jessica@b92.co.uk?subject=Message%From%20the%20Footer&cc=terry@b92.co.uk&body=Edit%20your%20text …”>[ link ] >/a> will open up your email client; with a subject, and partial text.

– And here is the code on how I get that curved section.

<blockquote style=”background-color: black; border: 4px solid #a1a1a1; padding: 10px 40px; background: pink; width: 500px; border-radius: 25px; font-style: normal; font-weight: bold;”>

Your Text Here:
This Text Contained Inside A Curved Box:

</style>
</blockquote>

As in:-

Your Text Here:
This Text Contained Inside A Curved Box:

Muchas Gracias … Señor –  Señorita, are they any Señoras here? – De nada.

Outside Intervention Registered.

Forced animal-(hybrid)-machine mode deployed, (open-me subroutine activated).
– Matrix code and biological permissions successfully merged in the prescribed scheduled time-frame, .. predictive actions running at 100%.

Attention STUPID Human!

A sign saying ‘Open Me!‘ – Isn’t a command.
Confidential Monetary Report Follows.
Conclusion Begins:
– The captured consumer has actually *bought* their own personal prison cell key,
(Then happily locked the door behind them).
– And did it when *you* signed up for *your* own beloved credit card,
(But are now paying off your blue dues in prison with a mountain of debt covering the door).

Resolution: the [ Consumption Bots ] have the human-monkey-race trapped.

Proof:
– Give a google amount of monkeys some typewriters, ..
And one of the gibbering little freaks might well reproduce one of Shakespeare’s minor works in an eternity, (or two).
– Give a google amount of walking animals some credit cards, ..
And one of God’s gibbering human monkeys *might* well resist the urge to use it after a few seconds of shallow contemplation.

[ What’s written above is a pause in your life: don’t waste it, ( spend it wisely ) .. ]

J-Back


Close this shit

Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.