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Spammed out of my mind.

I’ve finally killed off the spammers, or at least the spam Bots that fly over my site dumping their filthy crap through their shitty slitty arsed bomb bays.

This was achieved by installing a plugin called:-


Settings | Phrases | Deactivate

Better comment system. WordPress post comments and discussion plugin. Allows your visitors discuss, vote for comments and share.

It is in fact a highly accomplished complex indexed commenting system in it’s own right, but all I needed was the ability to add a small radio checkbox to the bottom of my comment form.

  • A checkbox that needs clicking, accepting my terms and conditions before the guest comment can be submitted. 

Automatic Bots can’t see it: they dump the crap, and then move on thinking yet another payload has been dropped, when in actual fact: their filth has been flushed down the internet void drain where they belong, — Whoopee!

All I have to tackle now is the brute-force-log-in attempts. Not that easy, because all the plugins available that move the log-in page itself, .. (also lock out guests if one way or another.)

  • Not good, because it’s you good folks out there that I certainly don’t want to alienate, ..
    • It’s you, (the strangers), hiding covertly in the mist; its you the mysterious ones that I need to serenade with my alluring siren-song.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.


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Outside Intervention Registered.

Forced animal-(hybrid)-machine mode deployed, (open-me subroutine activated).
– Matrix code and biological permissions successfully merged in the prescribed scheduled time-frame, .. predictive actions running at 100%.

Attention STUPID Human!

A sign saying ‘Open Me!‘ – Isn’t a command.
Confidential Monetary Report Follows.
Conclusion Begins:
– The captured consumer has actually *bought* their own personal prison cell key,
(Then happily locked the door behind them).
– And did it when *you* signed up for *your* own beloved credit card,
(But are now paying off your blue dues in prison with a mountain of debt covering the door).

Resolution: the [ Consumption Bots ] have the human-monkey-race trapped.

– Give a google amount of monkeys some typewriters, ..
And one of the gibbering little freaks might well reproduce one of Shakespeare’s minor works in an eternity, (or two).
– Give a google amount of walking animals some credit cards, ..
And one of God’s gibbering human monkeys *might* well resist the urge to use it after a few seconds of shallow contemplation.

[ What’s written above is a pause in your life: don’t waste it, ( spend it wisely ) .. ]


Close this shit

Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

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