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Due to the bloomin’ annoying Internet’s Automated (Bots) constantly registering here with their precocious spam email addresses: then draconian measures had to be taken.

If you want to register, then simply fill in the form below: accept my terms and conditions; and finally click the [Registration Button], but please be aware that there is a question that needs be answered first, a question that’s plainly obvious if you’ve any compunction of what these Children series are all about.

Also Note: once registered, you will have a user default role of [ Subscriber ] on this site, ..

  • (Currently a manual process at my end), so please bear with me.
    • It will be an automated procedure eventually, but that requires yet more Plug-in testing to be done at this end.

Additional: you’ll also be automatically included to receive my erratic Dark Times Newsletter as well: did you really think that it would be a free one way process that you’re engaging in here?


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A blond 128 year old bimbo who doesn't know what she's doing.A competent Navigator from the future.A seasoned Commander with years of battle hardened experience under her belt.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

Outside Intervention Registered.

Forced animal-(hybrid)-machine mode deployed, (open-me subroutine activated).
– Matrix code and biological permissions successfully merged in the prescribed scheduled time-frame, .. predictive actions running at 100%.

Attention STUPID Human!

A sign saying ‘Open Me!‘ – Isn’t a command.
Confidential Monetary Report Follows.
Conclusion Begins:
– The captured consumer has actually *bought* their own personal prison cell key,
(Then happily locked the door behind them).
– And did it when *you* signed up for *your* own beloved credit card,
(But are now paying off your blue dues in prison with a mountain of debt covering the door).

Resolution: the [ Consumption Bots ] have the human-monkey-race trapped.

Proof:
– Give a google amount of monkeys some typewriters, ..
And one of the gibbering little freaks might well reproduce one of Shakespeare’s minor works in an eternity, (or two).
– Give a google amount of walking animals some credit cards, ..
And one of God’s gibbering human monkeys *might* well resist the urge to use it after a few seconds of shallow contemplation.

[ What’s written above is a pause in your life: don’t waste it, ( spend it wisely ) .. ]

J-Back


Close this shit

Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.