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Registration Page.

As mentioned elsewhere, I have a major issue with the constantly annoying auto-(Bots), continuously registering on my site with their precocious non existent spam email addresses, .. complete with their disgusting downloads of pure filth: that they’re all ready to dump in an instant, a process that’s usually triggered on the automatic acceptance reply that the WordPress email client insolently throws out.

Even the scripted membership plugins can’t keep the sneaky shit pumpers away from their protected innards.

Realising that there was no instant cure: I’ve simply deployed this very simple (physical) registration webpage, mainly done as a counter measure to defeat the auto-(Bots), but it does have a downside, which is as follows: in this era of instant online demand being granted immediately, such immediate editing privileges for your own writing reproduction will not be found here.

But by employing this type of proven rhythm method in the two way copulation process, actually caps a timely delay in the reproductive system, that also shields the damaged done by the spam Bots, thusly killing their seminal scripts dead, all on hold in their timeout extended phatic tubes. 

** I also feel that the minor delay in the unholy conception process, is in fact a small price to pay, especially when faced with a bloody messy abortion later on in extracting the Bot’s bastardised children, who will have by then wormed their way deep down into my sites inner workings with their innocuous transgender cross dressing posts found in the argumentative comments.

If after reading the above, should you for any weird reason wish to register here: then simply fill in the form below with your **(user-name) and and **(active) email address.

**The (user-name) can be whatever you want.

Your email address must be valid, and is in fact: the only *factual* piece of information that I need from you.

Note: there is a profile page in use here for your own vanity, employing such diverse things as an avatar and bio field, but you can ignore it (them), and in any case: the private BBS messaging systems will work just fine with your verified email address, (yes: it needs verifying.)

Also please be aware Dearly Belove’d, that there is a very simple question that needs be answered as well.
-\_(”?)_/- A very humble query that’s plainly obvious, especially if you’ve any compunction of what these Children series are all about.
-\_(!”)_/– Failure to get it right however, unfortunately sees the application automatically binned: don’t get it wrong!

Finally, accept my terms and conditions, then simply click the innocent looking Registration Button.

Once registered with Admin approval: you will have a WordPress user default role of junior Contributor, which gives you the ability to manage your own profile; write and manage your own posts, but a lowly contributor cannot publish them (as yet) on this most holy domain, that thankless task currently requires the Administrators approval, but once you’ve proven yourself not to be a stinking shitty Bot in sheep’s clothing, then you’ll soon be elevated to that of:-

Author

  • Capable of creating their own posts.
    • to delete.
    • to delete published.
    • to edit.
    • to edit published.
    • to publish.
  • And also upload files.

Also Take Note Pilgrim, .. that even as a contributing website novice, who’s just starting out on your dark adventure: you’ll also be automatically enrolled to receive my erratic Dark Times Newsletter, that comes out as and when, (Whoopee!)

** Did you really think that it would be a free one way process that you were happily and naively engaging in here? – There’s always a price, and there’s always some fucker watching you from the sidelines: stay safe.

 



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    Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.

    Click to access the login or register cheese

    This is a local popup, .. it’s been placed here to advertise the fact that you can have your own **free** local WordPress environment, and at the click of a button.

    I’m putting my own reputation on the line to push this local program, and what I can say on the subject: is quite frankly it’s brilliant. The program itself will provide you with a very simple WP environment to go local: simple but powerful.

    Setting it up and running it is a breeze, but like everything else software wise out there, you do need to read the docs: just a little bit to get it running.

    Did I mention that it’s free!

    Download and install it here.

    Try it, you won’t be disappointed.