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Complete and Utter Bollocks, … 

Cos’ I ain’t selling nuthin’, – so its a load of crap, .. but the bull-shit Overlords think I’m gonna bring down the world by having you’re name and email address, co that’s all I fricking well need to start world-war III. – So they say!

This site is exempt from all that legal nonsense: because all I do is keep in contact with you, (and nothing more).

You won’t be held on a pissy Sales List.


You won’t be targeted with any Poxy Averts suited to your profile.


And I certainly *WON’T* be sharing you name or email address with anyone else.

Pissin’ Rant Over.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.


This is a local popup, .. it’s been placed here to advertise the fact that you can have your own **free** local WordPress environment, and at the click of a button.

I’m putting my own reputation on the line to push this local program, and what I can say on the subject: is quite frankly it’s brilliant. The program itself will provide you with a very simple WP environment to go local: simple but powerful.

Setting it up and running it is a breeze, but like everything else software wise out there, you do need to read the docs: just a little bit to get it running.

Did I mention that it’s free!

Download and install it here.

Try it, you won’t be disappointed.