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Book 4.5a — Five And A Half:


In a Galaxy far, far away. Animals can think and speak, and Humans are a background noise that needs to be ignored.

See Romulus and Remus take to the (Boxing Ring) to settle an old score. See Mr Tumms administer justice, and cower in dismay at what Moxy has planned for the Pheasants of the Great Field.

Watch in amazement as the great adventure of going round the bowl begins, and then stare in wonder at (the Ghost) called Glenda. Hidden in the bushes: see her rise to majestic power, and then witness her fall from grace.

Secretly, spy in on the (Secret Service Agents), who are unaware that we are spying on them as well. Then watch them as they track down the enemy agents in this game of cat and mouse across the dangerous foggy fields.

— But most of all: understand that this book is for reading to your child, and the age of the small human must be at least.


Click the link above to go to the download page. Please note, to download the book: use the password:- ‘12345’.

This book is also available on [feedbooks,] this site allows you to download it on various platforms.

  • Note: 5.5 really does need a rewrite.
    • But the format is OK to convey the story-line.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.


Outside Intervention Registered.

Forced animal-(hybrid)-machine mode deployed, (open-me subroutine activated).
– Matrix code and biological permissions successfully merged in the prescribed scheduled time-frame, .. predictive actions running at 100%.

Attention STUPID Human!

A sign saying ‘Open Me!‘ – Isn’t a command.
Confidential Monetary Report Follows.
Conclusion Begins:
– The captured consumer has actually *bought* their own personal prison cell key,
(Then happily locked the door behind them).
– And did it when *you* signed up for *your* own beloved credit card,
(But are now paying off your blue dues in prison with a mountain of debt covering the door).

Resolution: the [ Consumption Bots ] have the human-monkey-race trapped.

– Give a google amount of monkeys some typewriters, ..
And one of the gibbering little freaks might well reproduce one of Shakespeare’s minor works in an eternity, (or two).
– Give a google amount of walking animals some credit cards, ..
And one of God’s gibbering human monkeys *might* well resist the urge to use it after a few seconds of shallow contemplation.

[ What’s written above is a pause in your life: don’t waste it, ( spend it wisely ) .. ]


Close this shit

Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.