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{ Terms and Conditions. }

This is boring stuff, but legally: it must be included because greedy bastards are about, that will then steal my work, and then claim it as their own: if this copyright notice is not placed here.

And all my work has Mrs Jessica Simpson (c) in its header.

  • What a great World we live in.
  • We hate Lawyers, as much as we hate copyright Thieves.

From that: all my Books, Blogs, Audio Companions, and anything else I write or put on the Internet, here by called (the Web): are covered by that general copyright statement above, and now included below to remind you.

Mrs Jessica Simpson (c).


Copyright claimed by anything written by Mrs Jessica Simpson (c)  from 2007 till, — [ NOW ].

Published by Mrs Jessica Simpson(c) at, but not exclusive to.

  • – And any other place that I write and publish.

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So begin, and firstly take note on the legal age.

This is important, don’t overlook it, the readership age for my all books: is generally considered to be over thirteen.

[  PG:  ] and then some:


Standard Edition and Legal Licensing Notes.

My / [‘This ‘]/ These books and stories are licensed for your personal enjoyment only. They may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share any of my stories, or books with another person, then please purchase an additional copy for each recipient.

If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return it to wherever you obtained it, and then purchase your own copy.

– Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

NOTE: These works are currently considered to be free from a monetary charge by (the Author), and held in the public domain, in the respect of your enjoyment only.

IMPORTANT: You may not change, reverse engineer or dissect these stories, or books, or any of my thesis: for your own ends.

  • (For any reason).
  • Fandom Editors and free Authors take note, you want to write a stint, or fork: then contact me.

It, and they: at all times, remains in the copyright and ownership of Mrs Jessica Simpson (c). If you read, listen to, or have them read to you: then by default, you accept these terms and conditions to be true.

  • These facts before you now!
  • And ignorance of this legal copyright ownership notice, is no excuse under Law.

The above conditions then becomes a legally binding contract between (You), and (the Author).

DISCLAIMER: This work (whatever you’re currently reading, or consuming by any means).

  • Is of fiction.
  • Set in a background of history, and of the future.
  • Public personages: both living, and dead; may appear in the story under their right names.
  • Scenes and dialogue involving them with fictitious characters, are of course invented.

– Of course!

Any other usage of real people’s names is coincidental.

– Quite right.

Any resemblance of the imaginary characters to actual persons, either living or dead is entirely coincidental.

– Absolutely!

Author Information:

Name      :   Mrs Jessica Simpson (c)

Web Page  :

Telephone :   [+44]-1793-330624

E-mail    :

Region    :   United Kingdom of Great Britain



All my work! – remains my own.

… But I give you permission to view it: i.e.: consume it.

… … But I *don’t* give you permission to change, or copy it.

All my characters! … are fictitious.

… Any resemblance you can see, is entirely coincidental.

… … They bear no relationship to people born.

… … … Either in (the Past), (the Present), or (the Future!).

  • Only if you agree to these terms and conditions laid out above.
    • Do I give you permission to consume: (yuk word!)
      • It means listen to, or read my books, stories and blogs.

And as such, you agree to not rip off my work, nor copy my work for your own use.

Now, if registering: { Press Accept } to abide by (my), – the, Terms and Conditions, and if your reading this cos’ your a good and honest human: then I bow my head in supplication.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.


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Outside Intervention Registered.

Forced animal-(hybrid)-machine mode deployed, (open-me subroutine activated).
– Matrix code and biological permissions successfully merged in the prescribed scheduled time-frame, .. predictive actions running at 100%.

Attention STUPID Human!

A sign saying ‘Open Me!‘ – Isn’t a command.
Confidential Monetary Report Follows.
Conclusion Begins:
– The captured consumer has actually *bought* their own personal prison cell key,
(Then happily locked the door behind them).
– And did it when *you* signed up for *your* own beloved credit card,
(But are now paying off your blue dues in prison with a mountain of debt covering the door).

Resolution: the [ Consumption Bots ] have the human-monkey-race trapped.

– Give a google amount of monkeys some typewriters, ..
And one of the gibbering little freaks might well reproduce one of Shakespeare’s minor works in an eternity, (or two).
– Give a google amount of walking animals some credit cards, ..
And one of God’s gibbering human monkeys *might* well resist the urge to use it after a few seconds of shallow contemplation.

[ What’s written above is a pause in your life: don’t waste it, ( spend it wisely ) .. ]


Close this shit

Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.