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Complete and Utter Bollocks, … 

Cos’ I ain’t selling nuthin’, – so its a load of crap, .. but the bull-shit Overlords think I’m gonna bring down the world by having you’re name and email address, co that’s all I fricking well need to start world-war III. – So they say!

This site is exempt from all that legal nonsense: because all I do is keep in contact with you, (and nothing more).

You won’t be held on a pissy Sales List.


You won’t be targeted with any Poxy Averts suited to your profile.


And I certainly *WON’T* be sharing you name or email address with anyone else.

Pissin’ Rant Over.

Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.


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Ain’t that so cute? – An innocent looking form on a web page; asking you to register to go on their exclusive mailing list: never seen that before? – { Huff! }

Anyhow: if you do sign up, then this is ( My Promise! )

(Just a cleverly constructed list of timely compiled acquisitions.)
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Thanks for reading, Jessica: Praise be the ORI.